Put some bleach in a spray bottle and drown the dirty horrible freak in it.
Ok I am just as scared of spiders as the next person! My parents are not here and there is the ugliest spider on my curtain and I am really scared. So I have a golf club and I am going to try squash it! So use something long and smash its guts out!
It sounds make believe to me...
Just step on it, gosh.