I'd put the pipe away.
What if a unicorn came flying in your house late at night?
Unicorns don't fly. The Pegasus flies.
I would take its horn. Chinese folks would pay handsomely for it.
Ask for a ride ?
I don't freaking know...do you comtemplate what you would do in such a situation a lot?
Oh, yes please! Mind you, we'd have to get his mother to have a romantic liaison with Pegasus if we wanted the younguns to fly.
My neighbour has a large family of possums living in her trees and they run back and forth over my roof all night. A unicorn could either scare them off or carry them away.
I would believe in the bible. Unicorn gets mentioned at least 10 times
Can it deliver shine?
Since this is fiction, my answer won't matter. If that could happen, I'd tell him to get out of my house xD...