Its national dragonfly day how do u make a dragonfly happy??

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Jann Nikka answered

dragonfly forty-six Profile

This dragonfly is happy when she's hanging out on blurtit, preferably with a box of Godiva. :)

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Didge Doo answered

Feed it Chinese tucker. (Sorry, Otis, inside joke, but Dragonfly will know what I mean.)

If you don't have any dragonfly-sized takeaways available you can fall back on the old standard that makes anybody happy. Sex.


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Ancient Hippy answered

Keep her away from the trout pond.


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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I was at a crocodile park one time and, at the pond I went to there was just one small croc and a rather large fish swimming in apparent safety. Only one woman, myself, and the tour guide had stopped there.

He said. Watch the fish. It's an angler fish. It watches for something light coloured to keep perfectly still for a couple of minutes.

So I waited and watched the fish. The woman, unmoving, watched the croc. And the angler fish watched the woman.

SPLAT! Right in the eye. Perfect shot. Loud guffaws of laughter from me but the guide kept discreetly quiet.
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
THAT, I would have loved to see.
Water Nebula
Water Nebula commented
Sorry, I got confused. What got right in the eye?
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otis campbell answered

Does dragonflys like flies?

Virginia Lou Profile
Virginia Lou answered

Dear Otis,

It makes dragonflies happy when people (and dragons) remember that they are really fairies in disguise...(important information we learned on the old Ask.com...)

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Water Nebula
Water Nebula commented
Lacewings and craneflies look pretty fairy like too when they fly
Virginia Lou
Virginia Lou commented
DragonFly did you hear that? the Lacewings and the craneflies?
I think your whole clan is starting to get unveiled, here...
Water Nebula
Water Nebula commented
Ooh and I can't forget fairy flys and grass carrying wasps.
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Water Nebula answered

Release a bunch of mosquitos. The dragonflies will monitor them through hundreds of screen like compounds. They will instantly calculate the speed, size, and distance of an individual, predicting where it will be in the near future. Then, they strike. Their independently moving wings and formidable speed overpower the mosquito, and their jaws crush it instantly. A meal well earned

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