How Many Times In Your Life Has A Bug Flown Into Your Mouth?

I was enjoying a walk in the woods down a "path" i made and i was watching a sunset. My mouth dropped open in awe from the beauty. Boom. There goes a beetle. In my MOUTH!

If you ride a motorcycle, especially at night, at least once every ten miles. That is why I have a moustache that is as thick as a warehouse broom - acts as my own personal bug catcher.

A bee has never flown into my mouth either

I can't tell ya right now as there is a bug flying around in my mouth...lol...mmm good!

NEVER I would freak out if it happened. But one I almost brushed my teeth with a dead cockroach in the bristles. ALMOST! Also I thing there's a guest response with the same story posted here. That's mine. I didn't realize I didn't log in.

Never had anything that stings fly into my mouth (touch wood !), and only had a fly go in maybe 4 or 5 times.
I'm not a very talkative person face to face so, without wishing to appear too virtuous (!),  perhaps it's 'cos I don't spend a lot of time with my mouth open !

I can recall only 1 time this happening to me.driving in the desert in our jeep with the top off and i went to take a sip of my water and one of those tiny bugs flew in my mouth...it was windy and hot..i should have known better

Oooh, my bad, sorry...I don't keep track of these sort of occurrences.

I've probably eaten a swarm of bugs in my lifetime so far. Between being on the 3 wheeler when I was growing up, plus all the bicycle riding, and motorcycles, and quads now. Come to think of it, I really don't want to know how many I've had in my mouth!! Great question though!!

No more than 1 or 2. Amazing for as much as I talk.

I've had  flies in me mouth a few times.
  I have to admit it wore me out running all around with me mouth open though.
  Yummy.

1232.4 times in my lifetime . Honest I counted all of em,the .4 got cut in half as he entered the fan. Am I a big liar or what?

Yes it has happened riding on the back of a HARLEY

It has never flown into my mouth and i would be disgusted if it was

Nope. Never. And the only way I could handle it is if is was dipped in the darkest dark chocolate.

About a million times because riding a bike through a swarm of bugs every morning its inevitable. And it makes up for all those times I miss my breakfast.lol.

One time we were eating breakfast on the patio in the springtime.  I yawned real big and a fly flew right in!  Coughed him up and continued eating...☺

Too many to count, lots of bird droppings on me too ;) lol! 

Never never at all my eyes a couple of thousand times

NEVER, I would be so afraid. But I almost once brushed my teeth with a dead cockroach in it. Not Kidding. Almost. I looked through the bristles and saw it laying dead.

Maybe a handful of times. The first I remember was picking berries off a densely wooden island in a freshwater lake. I had mosquito bites on the inside of my cheeks, but my grandpa and I got 2 buckets full of blackberries!

Use to be everytime I rode. Now I keep my mouth closed, ( Makes the ole-man happy ) until I came across some yahoo that just needs to hear my opinion.

Several! However once I was riding a Motorcycle and a WASP went in my mouth!
He stung me 3 times before spitting him out! That was something!

Thankfully, it never happened 2 me

I was walking home from school and these bugs where all in one giant cloud and i had to walk through it and i was talking to my friend. I didn't feel it though.

To many to count!

Many, I rode a bike for years and it used to happen all the time.