Why.....say hello and good afternoon dragonfly!
Its national dragonfly day how do u make a dragonfly happy??
There's no way you could have made this dragonfly happy. You better be glad these things don't exist anymore:
This dragonfly is happy when she's hanging out on blurtit, preferably with a box of Godiva. :)
Feed it Chinese tucker. (Sorry, Otis, inside joke, but Dragonfly will know what I mean.)
If you don't have any dragonfly-sized takeaways available you can fall back on the old standard that makes anybody happy. Sex.
Keep her away from the trout pond.
Does dragonflys like flies?
Dear Otis,
It makes dragonflies happy when people (and dragons) remember that they are really fairies in disguise...(important information we learned on the old Ask.com...)
You ninja chuck these at her .... Like a gangsta. I'm a gangsta :)
All life is secrete.
Let them live.
Rejoice in the fact that there is life.
Release a bunch of mosquitos. The dragonflies will monitor them through hundreds of screen like compounds. They will instantly calculate the speed, size, and distance of an individual, predicting where it will be in the near future. Then, they strike. Their independently moving wings and formidable speed overpower the mosquito, and their jaws crush it instantly. A meal well earned
