So, I am Three for Three now. My third dog (current) was sprayed by a skunk Saturday night. What are some funny "Skunk Spray" stories you might want to share?

5

5 Answers

Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

It was late fall and cold outside when my huge dog was sprayed by a skunk. I called my vet and he suggested using vinegar and water douche to get the smell out. I went to the drug store and bought a case of douche bottles and washed the dog off with a hose and the douche. It worked like a charm. He went in the house and warmed up in front of a roaring fire with very little skunk odor left.

13 People thanked the writer.
View all 7 Comments
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
They would have given them to her for free, just to try to beautify the world.
Yin And Yang
Yin And Yang commented
See..... and men complain about women spending money.... your beautiful EX wife would have SAVED you some money had she gone in instead!
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
I'm glad that it cost me money. At least I didn't have to see HER!!!
Rooster Cogburn Profile
Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

Been many years since that's happened to me ! I used to have Brittany Spaniels and the kids would take them down to the big fields to let them run. The male tangled with a skunk ! Don't know if it was too funny for me but everyone had their ways to clean that smell off and all kinds of advice and offers of help. But ! When it came down to cleaning him up ? Not a soul in sight and I was by myself! Think I used tomato paste or sauce at the time. Only thing that was funny was that everyone wanted to help but when it came down to doing it? Ha !

14 People thanked the writer.
View all 4 Comments
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn commented
It worked but very slowly! I was out there for hours without anyone in sight to help !
Darik Majoren
Darik Majoren commented
The latest "Fix" has been Peroxide + Baking Soda + Dishwashing detergent = 98% skunk free.

The face hair takes at least one shedding to be COMPLETELY gone, but it is very slight "Ode de Skunk" perfume left.
Rooster Cogburn
Rooster Cogburn commented
Luckily ? I just have one Basset Hound and when I take him to the river, he never gets near them. That sounds like a good fix though !
KB Baldwin Profile
KB Baldwin answered

My neighbor's son:  "Dad!  The dog just got sprayed by a skunk!"

Neighbor:  "Oh no!  Where is he now?"

My neighbor's son: "In the living room"

Neighbor runs back to his house. 

Ancient One Profile
Ancient One answered

It was a long time ago in upstate New York, at a "peaceful, tranquil, harmonious" school for yo a oint ung men (yeah, right); father director Derrick was reading biblical passages and blessing the dinner. The 112 young men all had their eyes closed and heads bowed. You could hear the old, wooden screen door slam shut after it was pushed open. Everyone thought the same thing. Some poor soul is in for it for being so late for dinner. It took all of 6 seconds for the room to erupt into a mass of gagging, coughing and running young men. One of the farm dogs had brought a semi dead skunk into the dinning hall. The ensuing tails of clean up could fill a book.

otis campbell Profile
otis campbell answered

My mother told me as a child she was sprayed by a skunk in west virginia her family was very poor she showed me photos of a old beatuo shack they lived in. So they got tomatoe and canned tomatoes and she took a bath in it

Answer Question

Anonymous