Why would a Dragon want GOLD? He can't eat it, drink it, smell it, wear it and certainly can't spend it.

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Maurice Korvo Profile
Maurice Korvo answered

He can melt it with his fire and pour it into moulds, for jewelry etc.

Didge Doo Profile
Didge Doo answered

You could be wrong, Jan. According to my friend, Chris Dews. Dragons do indeed eat gold.

Chris (better known to Asklings as Waldorff and John O'Gaunt) wrote a  novel called The Druid and the Bracelet in which he showed that dragons do indeed eat gold. It's a very entertaining read, as everybody who interacted with Chris on Ask would expect.

The Druid and the Bracelet

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Jann Nikka
Jann Nikka commented
Interesting review thanks 💲
Call me Z
Call me Z commented
Would anyone think to follow the dragon around with a scoop and a bag?
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I think you'd find that would be a reversed alchemy effect, Zee. We'd be turning gold into base metal, with the emphasis on base.

One of our union guys once told a perennial complainer that he suffered from the reverse Midas touch. He said, "Everything you touch turns to crap."
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Walt O'Reagun answered

Actually ... Dragons CAN spend gold, in a few ways:

1 - They use it to pay their employees.  Yes, dragons have employees.  Some may call them minions or servants, but dragons have strict employment contracts and pay very well.

2 - They use it to purchase things they want, using go-betweens.

3 - Dragons are magical shape-shifters, remember.  So they can actually take human form and spend the gold that way, as well.

So what do dragons buy, you may be asking.  Well ... Let's put it this way:  When the Fifth World comes, and magic returns (as it does in cycles) - dragons will awaken and everyone will find out who REALLY owns a vast majority of the worlds' stocks and bonds.  ;)

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