If men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and dogs are from Pluto, where the heck do cats come from?

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Ancient Hippy Profile
Ancient Hippy answered

Cats on Earth have escaped from the planet known as Kungpow. It was either flee the planet or become part of the menu.

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Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
China is where we cat "dislikers" send the cats.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I remember an old movie in which a little girl, the daughter of two murdered missionaries to China, had been brought back to England to live with wealthy, aristocratic relatives. As they sat around the dinner table lady of the house making patronising conversation asked, "Do you like cats?" To which, "Oh yes. But chicken tastes nicer."

Horrified gasps around the table. :)
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
LMFBO !!!! Love that one.
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Rooster Cogburn , Rooster Cogburn, answered

With my great love for cats ! (NOT ) I think they come from Uranus !

Charles Davis Profile
Charles Davis answered

Sirius B, Didge, also known as the "dog" star, it is well known that it is overpopulated with Canines and the cats have no place in society there. So they are refugees seeking asylum. Dogs and cats not liking each other seems to be a "universal" opinion.

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
It's the way they breed, Charles. Their nights are so procreationally active that if the dogs hadn't kicked them out there'd be no room left in Canis Major for the mutts. :(
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
It's the way they breed, Charles. Their nights are so procreationally active that if the dogs hadn't kicked them out there'd be no room left in Canis Major for the mutts. :(
Soul Fly Profile
Soul Fly answered

Cats are from earth. We are just under the illusion that we rule this planet.


Taylor Brookes Profile
Taylor Brookes answered

Cats are the supreme overlords of the universe. They come from everywhere.

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
Bah humbug! (Spoken on behalf of the world's dog lovers.) Two of my sons own cats. I can't think where I went so wrong. >:-/
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Sheldon Cooper answered

They come from Egypt.

And were worshiped by Egyptians.

And originate from the lynx, at least the domestic short hair ,

Others come from the bob cat ,

Jaguar, Pumas , resurch evolution,

Cats , origins...

The saber tooth tiger will pop up as well,

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Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I'm glad you gave Bast a mention, if not by name. She was the first of all cats. I actually have a little figurine of of her sitting on my bookshelf.

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